January 2012
1 post
In which everyone on the Internet is amazing.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: HI
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: OMG
You: I KNOW
Stranger: YOU'RE ALIVE
You: I'VE COME TO MAKE ONE LAST AMAZING OFFER FROM THE GREAT BEYOND
Stranger: WHAT IS IT?!
You: REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR OVALTINE
You: THAT'S WHAT WOULD HAVE KEPT ME FROM DOING ALL THAT BLOW
You: DON'T DRINK IT
Stranger: REALLY? I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. THANKS BILLY.
You: EAT THE OVALTINE
You: THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT PART TO REMEMBER
Stranger: I'LL NEVER FORGET.
You: THAT'S GREAT
You: SAY
You: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT YELLING TOO
You: I THINK I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE MY PLACE AS THE GREAT LEADER OF THE OXY CLEAN BRAND
Stranger: WELL.. THE TRUTH IS... I WAS ACTUALLY HIRED TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
You: OH
You: WELL
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GLAD THE BRAND IS IN CAPABLE HANDS
Stranger: IT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM YOU.
Stranger: YOU'RE MY IDOL
You: YES, COMING FROM ME
You: BILLY MAYS
You: THE ONE AND ONLY
You: IN THE FLESH, SO TO SPEAK
Stranger: I MISS YOU
You: I MISS FEELING MORE CORPOREAL
You: BUT I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET
Stranger: AT LEAST YOU CAN SPREAD THE WORD HERE.
You: YES, OF COURSE. HOW GREAT IT IS THAT, BY PURE CHANCE, I WOULD FIND MY SUCCESSOR.
You: YOU'RE DOING A REAL BANG-UP JOB
You: KEEP ON KEEPING ON
You: AND REMEMBER, EAT THE OVALTINE
You: I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH
Stranger: I WILL BILLY. I ALWAYS WILL.
You: THANKS FRIEND. AND REMEMBER, EVERY TIME AN AVALANCHE BEGINS, IT'S ME, SHOUTING FROM HEAVEN.
Stranger: THAT'S DEEP.
You: I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF SNOW. SO TO...SO TO SPEAK.
Stranger: YEAHH.. I HEARD THAT ABOUT YOU BILLY.
Stranger: BUT BILLY I HAVE TO GO. I NEED TO GO AND DO A COMMERCIAL FOR OXY CLEAN BEFORE THEY ASK THAT BRITISH GUY TO DO IT.
You: OH HELL NO. GO! TELL THE WORLD! SHARE THE GOOD NEWS THAT IS REALLY REALLY REALLY CLEAN GROUT.
Stranger: I WILL. I'LL TELL IT GOOD BILLY. FOR YOU.
You: AVENGE ME!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU.
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